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Male or female. Activist protesting the fashion-obsessed decadence of city life by wearing backpacking gear. Population size: Moderatly common Habitat: Major Urban centers, green party rallies, co-op markets, walk ten city blocks in a major metropolitan area and you'll be sure to encounter an Asphat Ranger. Easily identified by their enormous LL beanc backpacks, hiking boots, parkas and on occasion [walking sticks]. If you're [riding the subway] and the person next to you whips out a canteen, chances are you are in the presence of an Asphalt Ranger.They usually graduate from any college where drinking from a styrofoam cup warrants irreparable social ostracism. [Not to be confused with] hippies they don't do drugs or drink to excess, but do go a little overboard on the trailmix,
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