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The process of having your genitalia fondled by low-paid government officials at a major airport in the name of a false public perception of [national security]. An optional procedure only used if one opts out of using a scanning machine that allows a different, anonymous low-paid [government worker] in a back room to see your [private parts] (and possibly also bombs) by way of x-rays that have been shown to increase risks of cancer.
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