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A very handsome, well educated, erudite man. Usually of [Middle Eastern] and/ or Mediterranean descent. The Malden Man is very [cosmopolitan], well read, articulate, smokes, speaks at least three languages fluently and will either have a Ph.D. from MIT or an MBA from [Northeastern University]. He is often married and faithful to his wife despite being a wicked flirt. If he is single take a ticket and queue up girls he will have more groupies than Mick Jagger ca. 1968 and Brad Pitt combined.
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