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i could write a book about parker. [i'm not sure] i could write about him, as well as i could write about the way he makes me feel, but i could try. He's [inconsiderate], and immature. He doesn't clean up his messes, and he never says goodbye when he leaves. He smokes - it's a bad habit. He has a pipe that he bought from an antique store in town. He likes to enjoy a drink occassionally, and he likes to help girls enjoy a drink occassionally. He's awkward, quiet, and anti-social, and every time i think he'll be somewhere, he doesn't show up. He never shows up. I hate that. I hate him. I hate Parker. I hate him so much, and yet I love him. I love him more than I've loved anyone ever before. I can't look at him in the eyes because I'll fall apart, I can't fall asleep because every time i close my eyes i see his. I can't move on and [I don't know] why. I can't move on and I can't stop loving every little thing about him, even if he does mock me or never show up [on time] or stay in strings class long enough for me to tell him I like his shoes.
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