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An excuse for people who cant skateboard. People get longboards cuz they tried [skateboarding] and fell on their asses trying to ollie, then causing them to get a bruise, cry themselves to sleep, wake up, then poop a little. Longboarders do "tricks" where they step off their board and flip it with their hands. Not their feet, like in [skateboarding]. Then they jump back on and rejoice thinking they did something cool. Doing tricks on longboards make [you look like] a dick. Like you actually have one... In conclusion, get a skateboard.
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