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1) [Procrastinating] masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "[What are you doing]?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that. 2) [Masturbating] instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".
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