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The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then [flushing the toilet] causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor. This act is most often deployed when an [individual] feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking. The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an [individual] may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.
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