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Splinter Pussy was a common condition among women [in the early] 1800's. Housewives, tired from long laborious hours of getting men sandwiches from the kitchen, often relieved their tension through the use of a cleverly shaped [rolling pin]. However, these culinary tools were often [made of wood] and usually resulted in the condition known as Splinter Pussy. Prolonged and undiagnosed cases of Splinter Pussy would often lead to Driftwood Vagina, another common ailment at the time.
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