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Verb - To albatross someone.

An act of albatrossing involves isolating a friend within a fairly close network and harassing him or her through relentless and hilarious cyber-terrorism, using images of an albatross as the visual medium.

Phase 1: Post 20-25 images of albatrosses on their facebook wall.

Phase 2: Send a group text to your friends encouraging them to send a series of text messages to the target saying 'albatross' and nothing else. At no point reveal to the victim why you are doing this.

Phase 3: Send out a facebook message to all your [mutual friends], requesting that they bombard the victim with albatross related humour. This can take any form ranging from, texts, voicemails, phone calls, facebook posts (including fun facts about albatrosses), changing one's [profile picture] to an albatross..or even entering their home and covertly hiding photos of albatrosses around their room.

Phase 4: Sit back and enjoy the ride, as a movement it will take on a mind of its own.

"The days of [riding the walrus] are over...it's time to ride the albatross"

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