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A cougar is an older woman, usually in the midst of a [mid-life crisis], that dates younger men to feel better about her crows feet and [saggy tits]. Once thought to be on the endangered species list, the cougar has bounced back from it's grim demise mainly due to today's advanced medical [technology] such as botox and vaginoplasty.
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