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Running from one airport gate to another in a nearly hopeless attempt to [catch a flight]. The cardiac dash is [almost always] done dragging along carry on baggage and is frequently performed by an overweight passenger who's only other exercise is [masterbating] to porn when the wife goes to bed. A successful cardiac dash ends with the passenger making the flight and not being shipped back home in a body bag.
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