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A microbiologist is a respectable drunk who is capable of extreme violence and can drink a geologist [under the table] if they so choose to do so. They study the most helpful and the most dangerous creatures in the world. THE ONES YOU CANNOT SEE! They manipulate them into [frankenstein] like creatures which do our bidding (such as making beer and cheese)(and antrax) and protect you from the evils of disease and the discomfort of [the common cold]. In short they are the first line of defense in the war against 99.99% of bacteria. Collectively they come equipped with a stick up their arses... but on an individual basis they are drunken comrads up for a giggle. their lust for drink is only rivaled by their wanton desires. But be warned, never annoy one as they can make your death look like a bad case of food poisoning...
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