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Those flakey [suburban kids] who pretend to be hippies and [demonstrate] their love of nature by driving obnoxious SUVs all over it. Easily identified in oversized gas-guzzlers plastered with Dave Matthews and Patagonia stickers, hummer hippies are drawn toward large outdoor music festivals where they injest large quantities of illicit substances and leave behind huge deposits of litter and debris. Longitudinal studies have demonstrated that these [hypocritical] enemies of nature are actually the larvae of careless corporate stooges, and upon reaching maturity and dropping their stupid nicknames they will assume their predestined roles (lucrative careers) with the same abject lack of concern for the welfare of the planet as demonstrated by their republican-voting parents.
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