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The act of dangling ones nutsack above your [girlfriends] eyes while she sleeps, and then slowly lowering yourself down until they sit [perfectly] on her eyelids. Upon awakening, she will be greeted by that most eye-watering of [prospects]: your hairy, cheesy, smelly bollocks sitting smugly on her eye lids, enough to bring tears to the eyes of even the most tolerant women.
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