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When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in [preparation] and keep a handful of [your pubes]. Then, pull out [unexpectedly] and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face. The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok. (Helps especially if she's a midget.)
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