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At short, a walking punch-line. A Delooff will mingle with unfamiliar people and brag about being a spec-ops civil affairs clerk, but forget to leave out important details such as being a frail, mentally [handicapped] soldier paired with tourette syndrome, whom cracks under the slightest pressure and is completely incapable of following simple directions. A Delooff will talk unrelentingly about his past accomplishments that have never happened, in fact the more you find out about a Delooff the more you will realize that he holds no credibility whatsoever, as he fumbles virtually [everything] he is tasked to do. A Delooff will refuse to acknowledge the fact that his [wife] is cheating on him and has birthed another man's child, thinking it's his own. At first [impression] many will be under the deception that a Delooff is a competent soldier, but under further exposure will come to see he bears an IQ similar to a cinder block. Continued exposure to a Delooff may cause (but not limited to) the following; nausea, [irritability], impotence, brain aneurysm, and male-pattern baldness. Please forward to all who may risk exposure to a Delooff

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