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Telechav  A TV contender (usually from a reality show), who becomes famous for stupidity, fecklessness, imbecilic behaviour, naivety, crudeness, rudeness and general chav behaviour and chav attitudes (see Chav in the dictionary).     A telechav is really a super-chav who, once famous, has the means and media exposure to expand the bounds of chavism:   ·	They can spend more time and money at the hairdressers having chemicals put on their hair to make it look like a cheap sparkly nylon wig. ·	They can get drunk/drugged up more often and get into more fights and have sex in a better class of toilet.  ·	They have baby chavs (rather than use the chav contraceptive -an ab….) and call the little chavs stupid names and dress the creatures in miniature chav outfits (branded sports clothes/shoes that sell for 200 times more than they cost to produce) and have the little chavs pieced about their bodies for gold plated studs and rings to be inserted.  ·	Telechavs are the modern equivalent of the sideshow Geek seen in travelling shows in the USA in the 1930s, but are much more abundant.

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