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A nuclear turtle refers to a [nuclear turd] that won't quite launch. The missile is armed, the silo doors are open, but instead of launching, the head of the [nuclear turd] peeks out, much like a turtle in its shell. At this point, the [nuclear turd] has morphed into a nuclear turtle.
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