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D-wood

/dee-wʊd/ Show Spelledd-wood

–noun
1. the act of misplacing, damaging, or destroying ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (see example 1 below)
2. the girl one always finds lost outside of Dicey Riley's, usually without cellular phone, and sometimes lying beneath the table;
3. the girl one always finds wandering through Dirty Blondes, a.k.a. Blondies, usually without cellular phone, due to sun damage;
4. the girl one always finds at McGuire Hill 16, usually without cellular phone or shoes, due to excessive alcohol [consumption].

–verb (used with object)
5. to misplace, damage, or destroy ones cellular phone in fantastic style; (See [example 2] below)

—idioms
6. knock on D-wood, used when knocking on D-wood to assure continued good luck with cellular phone: (See example 3 below) Also, especially British, touch D-wood;
7. out of the D-woods;
a. out of a dangerous, [perplexing], or difficult situation where loss of cellular phone is highly likely
b. no longer in precarious or [critical condition] where cellular phone loss is most likely to occur;

Origin:
bef. 900; ME; OE dee-wudu, earlier di-widu; c. ON vithr, OHG witu, OIr fid

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