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The word dildo has many meanings. As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off [attacking] men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without [the real thing]. As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’. As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and [occasionally], vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.
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