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Once upon a time a girl bet her boyfriend that he couldn't get a jolly-rancher out of her pussy with his tongue so he tried it. When he thought he had it so he bit it,but it wasn't the jolly-rancher instead it was it was a herpes bubble and he got herpes all over his face. The End.
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