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Dorphin are usually encoutered late night at the pub/club and are identified by extreme [attractiveness], drunkenness and/or hornyness. They will usually laugh at your dumb jokes and be very forward, leading you to believe you're a real stud and about to get laid. However dorphins are always accompanied by a whare! A dorphin and whare! are therefore the bane of any late [night high] hopes, as soon as you spot a dorphin, and said dorphin shows interest in you, be sure a fuckin whare! will shop up and promptly tell the dorphin that she is too drunk, dragging her [kicking and screaming] away from you. At this point the whare! might give you the evil eyes. Whare! can be identified as huge ugly blob of fat that always travel with dorphins, making sure dorphins cannot mate with you, they are always ugly and have horrible timing.
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