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Boys who live in your dorm, and on your floor. You hang out with them every day in the hallway, the [elevators], at the [cafeteria], in their rooms, lateeeeeee at night, when you need a friend. Someone you can convince to do things for you, take you to a weird movie, pick you up some food, pay when you forget/hide your money. When [it's time] to DO WORK, and your trynaaaa real bad, it's best not to bring along the Floor Penis.
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