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Your typical, garden variety, Football asshole. They can usually be identified by what they wear, which includes, but isn't limited to: -Adidas Flip-flops, with long black socks. -Gym Shorts -Under-Armor Shirt/ Hoodie -Under Armor Sack Pack -Oakley sunglasses -Flat Bill Ball cap that is cocked sideways and up Some of the Identifying physical features are: -Extremely short hair -Pencil thin Chinstrap beard -Built to the point of looking like a human turd The Characteristics of these people are: -Smug sense of self satisfaction -Terrible sense of humor -Tendency to pick on anyone who doesn't play foot ball -Able to pick up girls by being a douche -Usually surrounded by his teammates and girls. -Homophobic, around other people, but Homosexual in the locker room where they chase each other around the shower naked. -Usually focus on nothing other than football. -Loud Football douches exist throughout every highschool as far as they are concerned, 2 + 2 = FOOTBALL!!!
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