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The "Colonel Sanders" is when your [girlfriend] or wife gives you [oral sex]. You cum above her [upper lip] and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee. There are a couple variations to this: A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth. A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.
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