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Enjoyed throughout [Wisconsin], Miniature Tanks is a groin grabbingly good time where a group of people, either arranged in rows (facing each other), or in a large circle (facing inwards) get on their hands and knees, shoulder to shoulder. Everyone marches forwards [on the ground], [hilariously] running into each other. The object of the game is to reach the opposite side of where you are standing, but you cannot stop the motion of the tank. If you fall over, keep swinging your arms and legs and continue to chant "MI-NI(a)-TURE TANKS". People get walked over, head-butted and bruised, but it's kickass and dammit, it'll put hair on your chest. Works well in grassy open areas, narrow hallways, and crowded intersections.
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