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In the halo universe, the elites often force their children into the military at a young age. With their full-faced pacifiers and self changing, mechanical full body diapers, the baby elites march into combat. The baby elites, or in layman terms; grunts, can often be seen taking point in various covenant military formations. If and when you encounter a baby elite try to: -Shoot for their soft, undeveloped skull. -Hit them with a blunt object, this will dispatch them with relative ease and effect. -Sneak up on them during their "nappy time" and use one of the aforementioned methods. -Throw a standard fragmentation grenade at them, their shattered hopes and dreams of becoming a mini league baseball player will stun them if they see something resembling a baseball. Once you've dispatched the elites young, remember to teabag them in front of their family for emotional trauma and psychological warfare. Good luck, soldier.
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