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The act of going to the bathroom at a [house party] when previous attempts of seducing females have failed, and lowering your pants to your knees, hitching up your shirt and violently [masturbating]. To take this to [the next level], simply, when someone comes a-knocking, position yourself in the centre of the bathroom and silently stare down your victim, still beating furiously. The South-Melbourne Surprise is completed by blowing your load all over your shocked and unsuspecting victim recipient.
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