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Fencing is a pseudo-sport where college-age, predominantly [virgin] male anime fags meet to attempt to learn some sort of ancient art of sword fighting. They will tell you they do it for the competition and athleticism involved, but the truth is that they think it's super awesome to be a sword fighter, which might actually be true if common college fencing clubs actually helped you in any way learn the art of swordplay (the art of killing), not the art of getting points for whacking your friends with a stick.

Fencing is one of those activities that might have been a cooler thing to get into if it hadn't been taken over by geeks and nerds (pretty much the same thing has happened to karate and other forms of [martial arts] in the last few years). Most of them think that when the [zombie apocalypse] happens they'll be fighting off hordes of zombies with real swords while fellow survivors look on in awe at their amazing display of dexterity and [physical prowess]. The fact of the matter is that by trying to fight at close range, these wannabe sword masters will be the first to get overrun and bitten, leaving their smarter friends who brought guns to either save them or make the mercy shot.

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