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(noun) Horny Alzheimer (háwrnee áalts-hīmerz) (After Alois Alzheimer (1864-1915), german [neurologist]) "Horny Alzheimer" or "Horny Alzheimer’s Disease" (also H.A.D.) is a medical disorder causing dementia when sex is expected: a degenerative disorder that affects the brain and causes dementia (especially late in life or late at night), forgetting all those negative memories or moral impediments you have regarding some [questionable] partner you had, in order to: get laid, to scratch the old itch, to dance [horizontal lambada], etc..
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