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A subspecies of turtlehead that occurs when the sphincter has been successfully employed for a time in confining a turd to the rectum. As control is gradually lost, a tiny aperture appears at first, allowing for only a very thin extrusion of feces. As the butt-muscle fails in the [continued] absence of a toilet, the aperture quickly grows in [circumference] over the next inch or two of escaping dookie, creating a rough cone-shape, resembling the head of a rat [more than] a turtle.
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