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Artan is an Albanian name given to boys. It is an ancient name whose roots come from one of the Illyrian dialects meaning "large penis". Through scientific and archeologic investigations, researchers have found that 98 percent of men named Artan had [surprisingly] really large penises, way above the [average penis length] and width. Also, the [majority of people] named Artan seem to suffer depression due to the fact that they are unable to find condoms that fit their large penises.
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