Customize - Urban Dictionary Store

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Your Word

Your Definition

A woman, or even a man, who have nothing better to do than clip and collect coupons from SEVERAL copies of the same issue of the Sunday newspaper, [the internet], magazines, and from other sources. This species of social menace will create and stall long lines of customers at the checkout counter, over petty disputes of even pettier, [insignificant] amounts of savings in their claims. They are a form of thief, in that they always try to get something for nothing, and almost always at someone else's expense. They rip coupons off of products on shelves and put them with the products they plan to "buy", and even switch sales signs from place to place, in an attempt to con the store out of charging him/her the full/true price of a product. They abuse and exploit store coupons and rewards and greedily horde every issue of a Sunday paper they can, leaving none for anyone else, and always solely for the coupons within. These subhuman weeds also ALWAYS visit their favorite store during times when the past week's sales ad overlaps the beginning of the new week's sales ad, in [order] to take advantage of both sales' deals. They also hold up lines with multiple transactions when in-store rewards programs allow for such [exploitation]. They usually carry a [three ring binder] or baseball card collector's binder full of coupons, complete with color-coded, labeled tabs, usually a few inches thick.

Text fits

Menu

Pro Customization

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Shopping Assistant