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A lap dog that is often confused with a poodle or Maltese. People who confuse a Bichon with these other dogs are often retarded and [out of the loop]. If you have a Bichon, then you are part an elite secret society that is privilege to one of the funniest, friendliest, cutest, human-like dogs on the face of the planet. Other benefits of owning a Bichon is they don't eat too much and therefore their poops are relatively small. They know when to play and when to chill and like to cuddle at bed time. They don't shed and they don't bark very much. They can be used as chick-magnets if your a single guy and are they are great [conversation starters], because they are so freakin cute. When you walk a Bichon it's rare that you pass somebody [on the street] and they don't smile, comment or somehow acknowledge your little Bichon.
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