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A closer for the [Boston Red Sox] who single-handedly blew his team's entire 2009 season in one winning against the Angels. When the All Star Game was held in New York in 2008 he made the mistake of saying he should close instead of Mariono Rivera. Rivera is both the Yankees' closer and best closer of all time so you think it goes without saying that he gets to close when the game is held in his team's city. Papelbon, who is from Louisiana and probably didn't finish grade school, didn't [understand] this and when Yankee fans expressed their outrage at his comment, he claimed he became frightened for his pregnant wife when him and her participated in the parade before the game. He is a [complete moron] and yokel who probably has sex with his sister.
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