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A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. [Commonly] refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, [the mangled] creates a recognizable acronym. The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a [fuck fest], 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.
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