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A commonly prescribed anti-depressant medication that has the [unfortunate] side effect of turning users into zombies. If you take Zoloft and have noticed any of the following symptoms DISCONTINUE USE [IMMEDIATELY] and contact your doctor: An obsession with brains, a lack of brain function, a lack of emotions, an increased desire to eat unusual foods, a bizarre urge to rip open people's skulls and consume their brains, a sudden change in appearance where you begin to look hideous and monster-like, or any other symptom you find unpleasant. These could be signs the Zoloft is turning you into a zombie. Discontinuing taking the medication usually reverses this side effect, provided your [psychiatrist] can advise you to stop taking the drug before you de-brain him.
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