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A retired [government employee] who lives on a government pension, but despises the federal government. These individuals are proud fiscal [conservatives]. They live in suburbs and love yard work because it makes them feel like a man. They are critical about everything. They attend local government meetings to bitch. They believe they are active in the political arena with their letters to the editor complaining about government. They are often children of vets, but didn't serve themselves. They have mustaches. They couldn't accomplish shit with their life, so they got a government gig and maybe worked their way to [middle management]. They chisel away at their own and everyone else's life. Above all else, they teabag.
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