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A prissy, snivelling [masturbator], most commonly found in the workplace context. The type of person that behaves as though promotion is [in the pipeline], and they will soon be elevated to their rightful place above the coarse, plebeian landscape that now surrounds them. Commonly attired in a suit (even if not required to be), and never failing to end emails with an expression such as 'kind regards'. Tends to distance him/herself from peers, is overly friendly to higher-ranking staff/ dismissive of lower-ranking staff, and takes pride in [unnecessary] displays of formality.
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