Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
An octopus like organism that dwells in the cookies of young transexual women. whenever the subject is seeking stimulation during the night, the octopussy will delve deeper into the cookie dough that it has burrowed in and wrap its 70 tentacles around the walls of the meat sack and start massaging and pulsating causing the subject to experience multiple orgasims and can even distort the mind into creating a dream where the subject in question will begin to fantasize about her grandmother. Once the first rays of dawn begin to show, the Octopussy will crawl out of its habitat and absorb all of the subject's liquids out of her bedsheets. This mutualistic relationship is the result of hormonic, slutty whores.
Text fits
Save
Cancel