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A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start [jerking off] until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the [point of impact] you smack her [in the face] with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.
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