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The act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and semen from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction. The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week [in the desert] in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on [the seventh] day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some [historians] to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing. The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
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