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1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch [on the back], top or front of their head. 2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head. 3. [The main character] in the [children's story], 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
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