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A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big [white pants]. A dozen or so pieces of [toilet paper] are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between [the cheeks] of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
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