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oh man... OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me. THAT is [pretentious] hipster talk. Normal hipsters can be alright, but what makes a pretentious hipster different is that they are pretentious as fuck. Pretentious hipsters don't look for new information out of boredom like normal people. To a pretentious hipster, information is something to win arguments with. A way to be the smartest guy in the room. A pretentious hipster is the kind of person who wore his beliefs on his sleeve in highschool. The kind of person who vomits them everywhere at parties, often with an [acoustic guitar] close at hand. A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if [you know what I mean]. They are the people that drove Kerouac to drink himself to death.
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