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A special kind of douche. When a person decides to wear a sweater LOOSELY around their neck, they are known as a sweaterdouche. To increase douchiness, one only has to pop a [collared shirt] whilst sweaterdouching to increase douche level. For those who don't know, there are OTHER ways to wear a sweater. 1) Wear the sweater like a [normal person]. If you brought it, that means you should wear it. 2) Carry it. If it's too hot then just carry it. It's more manlier and makes you less of a douche. 3) Tie it around the waist. This is debatablely less douchey then a typical sweaterdouche, but [the general] consensus is that a sweater around your waist is LESS douchey than a sweater around your neck, but is STILL douchey. Be careful if you tie your sweater around your waist.
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