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An anal abnormality caused by severe beatings and poundings in the anal hole causing feces and blood to appear while bruising happens and the anal skin turns into a waffle-like texture. Falafel is a [Middle Eastern] dish made up of ground chickpeas and it is brown and color with red tomatoes often in it. Therefore the end result of the anal beating causes it to "waffle up" and look like a falafel sandwich. Also, it sounds like its vaginal counterpart "[Blue Waffle]". This definition was introduced by the great [philosopher] Nas.
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