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A typically cheap, promiscuous, unintelligent and tarty girl who is obsessed with fake tan, tacky clothing, and shagging blokes indiscriminantly.

She is usually lathered in copious amounts of orange-tinted fake tan, sometimes streaky and patchy, a short miniskirt or dress that barely covers her butt, ridiculously uncomfortable stilleto heels, cleavage fully exposed, very often over-processed and peroxided hair, and nearly always fake nails and accessory-overload. When she and her mates go out, there is seemingly only one purpose for it: snagging blokes and shagging them.

Whilst her clothes and attitude display simplistic, loud and vulgar hooker, her attitude tends to be arrogant, bitchy, expletive-ridden and prone to starting verbal and physical fights with other women. She is obsessed with her own looks, vain and very competitive.

You can spot her a mile away, usually in a small or larger group of other Essex women, eyeing off the men in bars, and tend to target potentially rich men who they can 'bag' and getting shouted free drinks by. She often pauses behind the bar next to a man before ordering and desperately tries to flirt with him in hope he will buy her a drink so that she doesn't have to open her purse.

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