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The unintentional but unavoidable girth/tightening in a heterosexual male's pants due to the witnessing of another male's [unbelievable] stunts and/or acts. Most common triggers to cause an unavoidable broner include but are not limited to, are: [Chuck Noris], Jason Statham, Arnold, The show 'Cops', Showcase Action. To calm a broner down, one must [immediately] watch 10 mins of any of the Twilight movies. Or listen to something by Lady Gaga. Actually, any attention to something that resembles a male covered in glitter, and lots of make up should do the trick.
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