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1. Unequivocally bitchin'. Used where awesome, cool, sweet, dope, bangin' and monkey slappin' fail--a term so Jesus it fails to describe itself. i.e. "That party was so Jesus!" "This guacamole is Jesuser than a [motherfucker]!" And the ever popular, "It ain't bitchin' if it ain't Jesus!" 2. Truth beyond truth. (Note that this usage of the term carries [mystical powers], as it may be used to catalyze the [transformation] of previous nontruths into truths truer than other truths. It is not uncommon for a Jesus person to Jes-ify something previously nonJesus simply by using the word Jesus to describe it.) Usage of the term 'Jesus' is highly useful to a Jesus peep. It is through this usage that a Jesus peep is able to simultaneously assert and assess the jesus-ness of him or herself and other, potentially Jesus people.
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